Sunday, March 21, 2010

When a government can regulate your health care, it can regulate every aspect of your life

I'm currently on a cruise in the South Atlantic, pretending to be a tourist, as several members of my crew head toward St. Helena Island. St. Helena island is the primary headquarters of Trias on Earth. Not wanting to accidentally be discovered by flying to St. Helena Island in our spacecraft, we boarded the RMS St. Helena and are making the long journey from Cape Town, Africa to the island.

I just read online that the Government regulated health care bill narrowly passed last evening in the United States.

As I commented last summer on Twitter and in an earlier blog from January, Trias, a tyrannical government, controlled all businesses and health care on my home planet of Albanar. Not only were our services bad, but the really scary part of it all was that Trias used health care as a way to manipulate elections, contracts and other important issues. If you were seen as a subversive, then when you needed health care, you would find yourself not being able to get the proper medical attention for months or years. If you did what you were told and supported the government, you were able to get medical attention much more swiftly. When a government can regulate your health care, it can regulate every aspect of your life.

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Trias behind next Washington, DC blizzard

A quick posting for today...Jaze has successfully been able to isolate the frequency that Trias is using to communicate with their weather augmenter satellite. Even though we are unable to "jam" the frequency, we at least know that they are behind the unusual weather that has been targeting the Washington, DC area. This is in retaliation for our administration not paying the 1 billion dollar ransom to Trias last summer.

A chilly, but nice day in Kerrville, TX. We are making progress on adding more electronics and building a structure that can allow us to easily take off and land our spacecraft. Right now, we simply have it hidden in the bushes with a tarp on it.

Sarah called me today from the Bush's ranch in Crawford, TX. President Obama really wants to speak with me about Trias, but I have to remain in hiding. The last time I got involved with Washington, Trias found out where I was living and tried to kill me. I told Sarah to tell President Obama that we are very confident that Trias is causing the major snow events up there, but that there isn't anything we can do. Even if I told the US government where Trias was orchestrating their weather events, it would look pretty odd for the US to start bombing a peaceful island like Saint Helena! I get this feeling that Sarah is using this situation as an excuse to talk with me. She even hinted that she and Edward Norton are not seeing each other very often.

More tomorrow...

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Just Got Back From Saint Helena Island

Well, I'm alive!

The last time we landed our craft on Saint Helena island, in the South Atlantic, we were almost killed by Trias with an EMP generator. As we were leaving, they aimed the device at our craft and we lost power for almost 5 minutes until Jaze was able to save us, just a few hundred feet before we crashed.

This time, we took extra precautions and reworked our cloaking device to give us more protection. As we suspected, after doing several "fly bys" and actually landing near the town of Jamestown, Trias has set up their principle headquarters on this remote island where Napoleon was banished to in the 19th Century. We were able to find their base of operations, several miles inland. Using sophisticated electronic monitoring gear that Jaze developed, we now know that they are capable of much destructive power...not only with the weather augmenter, but with the EMP generator. We still suspect that Trias was demonstrating the power of this weapon last year, when a passenger airline mysteriously vanished near Saint Helena.

We also fear that Trias is working with Iran and will soon be giving Iran technological information that will expedite their missile weapons program. We have also learned that Trias has at least two satellites that they have placed over the United States and Europe and are currently strengthening a low pressure that will be causing a blizzard of 2-3 fee of snow to hit Washington, DC over the next few days.

I talked with Sarah this morning, my ex girlfriend, and body guard for ex President Bush. She tells me that George Bush told her that Obama had been getting mysterious text messages from an unknown source threatening the bad weather. The threat was being carried out because the administration would not deal with Trias last summer, when they offered not to use the augmenter on the United States in exchange for 1 billion dollars. I was more surprised to hear that ex President Bush was having conversations with current President Obama, than the threats that Trias was making against the United States. Apparently Obama contacted Bush to try and find out if he knew where we were, since he knows we are trying to stop Trias. As most of you know, I actually met ex President Bush last year when my craft landed fairly close to his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

That's all for now, except the dampness in Kerrville. I don't know how much it rained here over the past 2 days, but it was a lot! Now, it looks like Trias will be messing with the weather again next week, possibly causing snow and ice as far south as our location in Kerrville.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Sold some gold...

Not much to report on today, other than driving south to San Antonio and selling off some of our newly created gold. We deposited a nice 5 million dolars into our account this afternoon and stopped for a great lunch in a small town called Helotes. We ate at a Mexican food restaurant called El Chaparral where they served amazingly fantastic green enchiladas! Of course, I had to indulge in one bottle of Shiner Bach beer with the meal.

We returned to Kerrville, via Bandera...almost made me consider becoming a cowboy as we drove through there.

Another fantastic weather day...much better than Nova Scotia or the desert of Chile.

Zartoc


Monday, January 25, 2010

More updates from Kerrville, TX

Sorry it's been a few days since I updated my blog. I've been very busy working with Jaze and Phelmar on our new headquarters near Kerrville, TX. We have been busily stringing lights into the cave that is on the property so we can start moving in items like the atomic re-generator and bars of gold that we are making from scrap metal we found at the Kerrville landfill out on Landfill Road (such a quaint name for a street). An old refrigerator and two decrepit hot water heaters were transformed into 10 pounds of gold. Not a bad trade!

Of course, I wasn't about to put these items into my Porsche Cayenne Turbo S, so we first purchased a 1985 Ford pickup out at Ken Stoepel Ford. Not the prettiest of vehicles, but great for hauling scrap from the landfill.

Next on our list is to run some plumbing down into the cavern, in case we need to spend a few days down there if Trias starts snooping around the property. With our new bars of gold, we will be selling the commodity for lots of cash that can be used to buy state of the art surveillance gear to give us some heads up when or if Trias sends agents by to investigate.

It was a beautiful day in Kerrville...I spent a couple of hours relaxing by the river during the afternoon. Based on communications from Trias, they will be turning on the arctic air later this week to demonstrate the power of the weather augmenter. Jaze is convinced that Iran paid Trias the 1 billion dollars they were asking for and that we will be seeing lots of unusual weather phenomenons this year. It has already cost the people of California millions of dollars in damage last week.

Gotta get back to working in the cave...Phelmar and Jaze are calling me.

Zartoc

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Busy day in Kerrville


Had a busy day buying some new clothes for me and supplies for the headquarters in Kerrville, TX. Temperatures were almost 80 degrees...strong contrast to 28 degrees and snow in Nova Scotia.

The image above was taken from a small dock that extends into the Guadalupe river. The river runs for about a half mile through the property that we are using as our new headquarters. Should be great in the summer for swimming!

Jaze intercepted some more communications from Trias and it looks like they will be using the weather augmenter to send down some more arctic air for the United States again by next week. They are also claiming responsibility for the floods in California and Arizona. We have not been able to identify if they were paid the 1 billion dollars they were asking for and if so, who has paid them. Based on conversations we intercepted last year, they had been talking with North Korea and Iran. Of the two, Iran would have the most money and could fairly easily pay them the 1 billion they want.

More tomorrow....


Waking up in Texas....

Well, we made it. Jaze and our long time pilot, Phelmar, picked me up in the snowy woods of Nova Scotia yesterday. I'm waking up to a cool, but sunny morning on some property near Kerrville, Texas. The four bedroom home that came with the purchase of the 500 acres, is not too bad...

Jaze will be driving us into the town of Kerrville, later today. I'll snap a few photos on my iPhone and post them tonight.

It's supposed to get up into the 70's today...I'm liking that!