Trias behind next Washington, DC blizzard

A quick posting for today...Jaze has successfully been able to isolate the frequency that Trias is using to communicate with their weather augmenter satellite. Even though we are unable to "jam" the frequency, we at least know that they are behind the unusual weather that has been targeting the Washington, DC area. This is in retaliation for our administration not paying the 1 billion dollar ransom to Trias last summer.

A chilly, but nice day in Kerrville, TX. We are making progress on adding more electronics and building a structure that can allow us to easily take off and land our spacecraft. Right now, we simply have it hidden in the bushes with a tarp on it.

Sarah called me today from the Bush's ranch in Crawford, TX. President Obama really wants to speak with me about Trias, but I have to remain in hiding. The last time I got involved with Washington, Trias found out where I was living and tried to kill me. I told Sarah to tell President Obama that we are very confident that Trias is causing the major snow events up there, but that there isn't anything we can do. Even if I told the US government where Trias was orchestrating their weather events, it would look pretty odd for the US to start bombing a peaceful island like Saint Helena! I get this feeling that Sarah is using this situation as an excuse to talk with me. She even hinted that she and Edward Norton are not seeing each other very often.

More tomorrow...

Just Got Back From Saint Helena Island

Well, I'm alive!

The last time we landed our craft on Saint Helena island, in the South Atlantic, we were almost killed by Trias with an EMP generator. As we were leaving, they aimed the device at our craft and we lost power for almost 5 minutes until Jaze was able to save us, just a few hundred feet before we crashed.

This time, we took extra precautions and reworked our cloaking device to give us more protection. As we suspected, after doing several "fly bys" and actually landing near the town of Jamestown, Trias has set up their principle headquarters on this remote island where Napoleon was banished to in the 19th Century. We were able to find their base of operations, several miles inland. Using sophisticated electronic monitoring gear that Jaze developed, we now know that they are capable of much destructive power...not only with the weather augmenter, but with the EMP generator. We still suspect that Trias was demonstrating the power of this weapon last year, when a passenger airline mysteriously vanished near Saint Helena.

We also fear that Trias is working with Iran and will soon be giving Iran technological information that will expedite their missile weapons program. We have also learned that Trias has at least two satellites that they have placed over the United States and Europe and are currently strengthening a low pressure that will be causing a blizzard of 2-3 fee of snow to hit Washington, DC over the next few days.

I talked with Sarah this morning, my ex girlfriend, and body guard for ex President Bush. She tells me that George Bush told her that Obama had been getting mysterious text messages from an unknown source threatening the bad weather. The threat was being carried out because the administration would not deal with Trias last summer, when they offered not to use the augmenter on the United States in exchange for 1 billion dollars. I was more surprised to hear that ex President Bush was having conversations with current President Obama, than the threats that Trias was making against the United States. Apparently Obama contacted Bush to try and find out if he knew where we were, since he knows we are trying to stop Trias. As most of you know, I actually met ex President Bush last year when my craft landed fairly close to his ranch in Crawford, Texas.

That's all for now, except the dampness in Kerrville. I don't know how much it rained here over the past 2 days, but it was a lot! Now, it looks like Trias will be messing with the weather again next week, possibly causing snow and ice as far south as our location in Kerrville.